Allison De La Bastida, Opinion Editor
Hi, here’s a picture of me holding a book to impress you and this bio is here to do the exact opposite of that. Speaking of books, I carry around an emergency highlighter (the makeup guys, just trying to live up my promise to not impress you) at all times and the only way I can get work done is if I pretend to be Elle Woods after Warner told her she wasn’t smart enough to be a lawyer. I’m a senior that likes to talk about her opinions and eating is more of a sport than a necessity for me.
