After combing through hundreds of candidates, we have shaved the list down to ten voluminous characters for the SMCHS Flow Chart. Renowned for their well-maintained manes and picturesque flows, these barber-istas know how to do their do’s with remarkable expertise.

10. Ryan Heppy

“The journey to realizing your inner flow is a long and arduous one. You learn a lot about yourself on this journey — things that you didn’t know.”

9. Nick St. John

“All the girls at school trying to run their hands through the golden locks usually mess up my flow.  The ladies love the flow.”

8. Sam Plante

“The inspiration to my flow is to bring joy to the hearts of everyone who sees it.”

7. Brenten Kelley

“In my opinion, as long as you put in effort to style your hair and it flows from the top or back, you have flow. Anyone can have flow if you put in the effort.”

6. Grant Kalasky

“My flow is a mix of Ron Swanson and Frank Sinatra.”

5. Blake Swartzbauge

“I used to watch the show Baywatch, with David Hasselhoff in it, and I promised myself I would commit my time to making my flow on par to his.”

4. Gio Boccuzzi

“If I could describe my flow in one word it would be ‘SupaHotFire’, sort of like my mixtape.”

3. Andrew Hoang

“My flow is a representation of my current state. If it ‘literally can’t even’, neither can I. When it falls apart, so do I. To disturb my flow is to disturb my inner core.”

2. Adam Volpo

“The hardest part about having flow is getting past the deans. They’re known to give out ‘flow chops’ — or in other words, detentions. I’ll probably get a detention after this article is released.”

1. Grant Wilson

“I’m a little bit of a perfectionist when it comes to my hair every day. I’m almost certain girls can get ready for Prom faster than I can do my hair sometimes.”